Hi, I'm Elsa, otherwise known as the smartest dawg in the world,  i can do lots of tricks.  ( this is how this page was created)
     I am also very attractive  (make sure to look at my picture)

     My mother says that I am very bad sometimes, but I say she is lying.  After all,  if butter is just lying on the counter, I think someone should put it away.  Maybe she has a problem with where I put it.  At least i try to help keep the house clean, and if I have to eat things, well then, that's the way it has to be.   Oh well, I figure my tummy isn't such a bad place to be.

     I am about (or so SHE says) 15 years old,  and I still make people play with me all that I can.  My mom says that busy paws are happy paws. (which is why i help her clean the house, not that she appreciates it.)

      This is one of my relatives, although I don't know him personally, I was told(from a reliable source, otherwise known as 'you know who') that dogs from his family contributed alot to the gene pool.  I told her that I'd go swimming in any kind of pool, I don't care what she calls it.

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